Diaper's for Everyone!

One of my favorite things is wearing a diaper. Now, that may seem strange at first, but think about it. You can go to the bathroom whenever you want! Say you are in a business meeting and you REALLY have to go, but you can't excuse yourself or you could be fired! Plus, you still have 45 minutes left in the meeting. What are you to do? Well, I suppose you could just pee your pants, but then you'll have wet pants, and that's just no fun for anyone. So, the sensible thing to do would be to think ahead of time, and throw on a trusty diaper. Then you can pee to your hearts content, and no one would be the wiser. So your pants look a little bigger, and you sound like you're wearing a plastic bag when you walk, that's when a knowing wink and a winning smile comes in to play. If only Bill would have worn his diaper, he may have shown up to his performance review on time. But thanks to him (and your diaper), you got the position. But the diaper wouldn't only be good just for the office, you can use it anytime!

In a hurry? Gotta drive the kids to practice, stop a the store, fill up the car, go to the bank, pick up the kids and hurry home? And you gotta pee? No problem, just use a diaper. Now you don't have to make any more of those pesky potty stops. In this fast-paced world, diapers will be a real time saver. Potty training your toddlers never was so easy! You'll never be late again. Think about how popular the diaper will become.


Suddenly diapers will become all the rage. Stars will show up on the red carpet with a diaper bulge, some would even forego actual attire and make the diaper the star attraction. Look! There's Paris Hilton wearing a diamond-encrusted, Marc Jacobs diaper with a sequined top! Uh-oh, looks like she should have used a brand with better leak protection! See! Instead of the best and worst dressed lists, you'll see the best and worst diaper lists. That J-Lo really fills out her diapers, don't you think? There's Borat in a diaper thong, he so craaazy! Movies and TV shows would feature actors in their diapers instead of skivvies. A whole new fetish world will appear. PlayDiaper would be a top-selling men's (and women's) interest magazine. The list goes on and on.

All I'm saying is think about it next time you're in a time crunch and the nearest restroom is down the hall and to the left. You never know, it just may cause you to get a raise and that corner office.