The Facts of Life was a serious drama that taught the world valuable lessons on life, love, baked goods and roller skates. The deadly serious theme song summed up the nature of the show in it's first few lines "You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have the Facts of Life (the facts of life, dee doo)." The show centered on four girls, Blair, Joseph, Natalie and Toots, who were perpetually away at boarding school living under the watchful eye of housemother Mrs Garrett. The girls lived above her bakery and always smelled like cookies.
Blair was the hottest and, therefore, the biggest bitch. She was practically made of money. In fact, I believe it was even mentioned in one episode that she even shat money! Ha ha, only in Hollywood. Her favorite pastimes were making fun of those less fortunate than herself, leading young men on, talking about money, talking about her "daddy," looking pretty, and making greed fashionable (it was the 80's after all). She was probably the most shallow, and the most liked of all the girls.
